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Quotes // Australia // People // MST3K // Australia may Term - 2003Julie: "OOO! Look at all those X's- let's go there!" Beth: "Oh my god, this boyfriend I had used to do acid, and he always thought he was Captain Crunch." Dan to other rafters: "Lean you fools, LEAN!" Susie: "Team Urination is now in effect" Dan: "Take it to the max!" Susie: "This stuff looks like chicken wire... what is it?" Trefan: "Umm.. chicken wire." Trefan: "I know they don't yodel here, but it looks like a place they should." Dr. Criley to Ashley: "Why were you down on your knees?" Mark to Julie and Susie: "So uh, exactly how long have you two been lesbians?" Mark: "I have no hair on the inside of my thighs." Trefan: "Yeah, that's because your thunder thighs rub together fattie." Trefan to Mark about Julie: "Headbutt her in the baconhole!" Jason: "The weather (or fill in the blank) might be a problem, but the adventure won't be." Dan: "Yeah that rain kinda hurts when you're going 0.9c." Trefan: "See, I had my slicker on, so I was okay." Dan: "I wish I had some of that melanin stuff I keep hearing about." Julie: "Look, it glows in the DORK!" Julie: "What's jizz?" Julie: "I'm collecting STARFISH!!! Let's CHUCK 'em!" Dr. Criley: "Tref likes the view from the back." Julie: "I would enjoy a BJ." Susie (and everyone else for the rest of the trip): "Man I could really go for some CHIPS!" (deep, booming voice) Trefan: "Yeah, they pick it up on the mean streets of Cuttlefish Alley." Ed: "Has anyone seen my PTERODACTYL?" Dan to Susie: "What are you doing? You've touched my feet like 5 times in the past 30 seconds! It can no longer be an accident!" Ed: "It's a harmonious blend of racial equality in one seafaring fish." Sorry Ed, that's still not your fish. Ed on the septic system: "It's like a punch to the face every time I breathe." Julie on the catch phrase clue 'showercap' : "Showerhead!" The funny part is she didn't even think about showerhead being an actual object at the time. Dan: "Hmmm... Reflection tastes like alcohol." Dan to Julie and Susie: "It's okay- I approve of your forbidden love." Dan: "It's like a naughty snowcone." Susie and Michelle: "Do you support The Cure?" Dan to Julie: "You just addressed me as 'God, Dan, Jesus'. What is that- the trinity now?" Susie: "I need to rest my crotch... I mean foot on your crotch... I mean..." Dan: "I'm more tired now than when we landed....Maybe it's because time has passed." PeopleI was talking to Kyle about a physics book I was reading, and saying how for every type of particle, there is an antiparticle. When a particle and its antiparticle meet, they annihilate each other into pure energy. And, in fact, there could theoretically be entire galaxies made purely out of antiparticles. Kyle then said the funniest thing I've ever heard (because I'm a nerd): "When I meet anti-Kyle, I'm going to hug him.....................and power the universe on love" "When in Rome, do the Romans" - Jerry "Potatoes cry gravy" - Jacquie "Yeah, alright, fartblossom" - my mom, to me "I don't care what you say Kyle, I am not a monkeyslut. There's no money in it" - me "Women just don't swoon over poop like they used too" - Will Jerry comes back into room from the bathroom: "Alright. I dropped the [video] tape in the sink, but I think it's ok." "Stealing your underwear, yes, but I never said I was getting any kind of therapy" - Dan "It's so painful!" - my brother as he's hiccuping and laughing at the same time. The fact that it hurt made us laugh harder "I'm all about love.......love and killing" - Matt MST3K"We'll make camp here! And we'll dig our graves over there!" - Mole People "This movie is all ropes and asses!" - Mole People "How did she die?" "Let's just say she was riddled with bullets" - The Screaming Skull "It was a dark and stormy night........and he shot her" - The Screaming Skull "And our brave hero roasts the disabled man" - Space Mutiny "Spider-skank, spider-skank!" - Space Mutiny "Big McLargeHuge" - Space Mutiny "I deductioned that" - Revenge of the Creature "I'm pretty darn sciency too, ya know!" - Revenge of the Creature |
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