| Stab-n-Spray
ok so here's the problem... i stabbed the mailman, and he was pissed! he tried to mace me! that was no good. so now, i've got this awful burning and stinging in my eyes and i can't make it go away. should i stab the mailman again and hope that reverses the awful burning and stinging or should i just do my magic happy dance of plaid and cheese? plaid cow Plaid Lad - That burning sensation you're feeling may be one of a few things: 1) a problem that you should seek medical attention for. (If it's, you know, "down there") 2) emotional trauma from the guilt you feel about your stabbing spree - or - 3) maybe you just got maced in the eyes and it freakin' hurts. In any case, I definitely recommend doing the magic happy dance; and may I suggest cheddar cheese. If it is, in fact, emotional trauma that you're experiencing, then I suggest bottling it up inside and then trying to stab your problems away. You should most certainly stab the mailman more. It's really the only way to get closure on this. If you ask him nicely, I'm sure he'll agree. If not, I suggest sneaking into his house at night when he probably won't have any mace by his side. However, there's a fairly good chance he'll have an automatic weapon laying around somewhere, so dilly-dally once you're in the house. Let me know how your parole hearing goes! |