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These are web sites that meet Dan's approval.  If you've seen any other pages, then you're already expecting a total lack of content or worthwhileness (which is a word now).  Not to dissappoint you or shift your paradigm too much, here's a pathetic list of pathetic websites:  

Mine - Sites I am affiliated with
Steven Seagal Breaks People!Steven Seagal rules. He also loves to break limbs. Kyle watched EVERY single movie and recorded every limb break and kill, as well as amusing one-liners noteably painful injuries.
Unnamed siteGiven that I will be applying for professional jobs and such in the future, I will not link to this site anymore.

Friends - Personal sites of people I know
Kyle B.My brother's website.
The Giant NapkinSatire news site with funny articles. Made by John and Dave.
Jerry M.From IWU. Jerry reviews movies and draws an MS Paint comic along with them. Should I be unavailable for a movie review, consider his a near-identical surrogate.
Heather S.I know Heather from high school. She is the queen of CSS and has had Sleepygirl.org far longer than I have had my website.
Sam X.Again, from high school. Friend of Heather. Now working in New York in the photo department of Entertainment Weekly
Dave Z.From IWU. Dave is one of the few other people who is good about updating and posting pictures. However, he is now in Panama with the Peace Corps, so I wouldn't expect updates for, oh, a couple years.
John C.From IWU. You may remember such marketing coups as National Sun Awareness Week and the campaign to start a tradition of rubbing John Wesleyn Powell's head for luck.
Rebecca R.My main posse in high school. She's a talented artist and graphic designer and also awesome.


Tools
Spybot- Search & DestroyRemoves spy programs, registry entries, and cookies. One of my essential program suggestions.
Trendmicro Virus ScanFree virus scan that I now use, since my Norton subscription is up. It has found some things Norton missed anyway.
Panda ActiveScanAnother free online virus scanner. This one seems to be more in-depth than HouseCall, but takes for-ev-er to run.


Online Comic Strips
White NinjaVery bizzare comic that often strikes me as funny, even though I can't explain why. There isn't always a punchline, nor does it always make sense. But still funny.
Penny-ArcadeFor the computer/gamer nerds out there. Updated every Friday.
Red MeatPretty dark and bizarre. You may have seen it in your local indie newspaper. "I hate you, Milkman Dan".
Perry Bible FellowshipStupendous, but not-frequently-updated comic. Many of them are closer to art than comic panels, as the quality can be quite good.


Other: Misc Sites.
Binary TranslatorThis site is fun....if you're a nerd. Translate ASCII text and binary code back and forth. Now you can send coded messages!
1337 TranslatorM4k3 th1ngs y0u s4y much m0r3 l33t s0 4ll th3 h4ck3rs w1ll r3sp3ct y0u
AOL TranslatorTranslates normal text to the way a 12 year old AOLer would type


Humor
The OnionHopefully you've seen the paper or heard the radio broadcasts; well this is the online version.  For excruciatingly funny and uncensored parody of today's crappy news, stop by and you can look up all the old articles they've run.
MaddoxThe Best Page in the Universe. You've probably seen him make fun of the children's drawings, but there are plenty of other things to be hated and mocked! Not for the easily offended type.
Homestar RunnerIf you don't know HomestarRunner.com, you can't be my friend.
"Yeah, you're pwobabwee wight"
Emotion EricAn internet celebrity (that I've talked to on AIM).   Basically, some Asian kid takes a picture of himself to represent a wide range of emotions from "senile demensia" to "realizing eating razor blades isn't healthy".  Gets Dan's highest marks because he see so much of himself in this page.
Villain SupplyEverything for the supervillain in you. This site is hilarious - you can shop for evil lairs, doomsday devices, henchperson gear, etc. Seriously, every page is filled with funny stuff. (*But don't buy things from them apparently. They never send them)
I Love Bacon.comUpdated daily.  They have collections of true stories/pictures/movies that are really funny.  This is really great stuff. 

If you've got any other sites you think I would like, please submit them to SomeDanGuyATgmailDOTcom.  (convert AT and DOT to their symbols) After rigorous impact-testing, flavorizing, and brownulating, and several weeks of laziness, I might post your site.  You will receive a cash reward for all sites posted.*
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

*You will receive no cash for sites posted.